MM-023: Extreme ~ Kid Ego

Hiya peeps!

Extreme Logo

How is everybody? Things have been a little bit tight on my end. Nothing new.

Ok, before I present my choice for Music Monday this week, I’d like to rant a little bit about spam. I’m sure many of you have spams be it in your mail inbox or in your blog comments. There’s just no stopping them, we can minimise but not eradicate. And who doesn’t have them these days?

Spam Alert

I am not going into details on spam itself but more of the content of the spam. Most of these spams originate from a spambot which is of course just a fancy name for a software that does the actual spamming. And of course there are actually real people behind these spambots.

Some of these spambots have some advance algorithm in shortlisting the targeted recipients. And some work pretty well in determining on whatsort of spam to deliver and to whom. Just like advertising and SEO. Same tools, different approach.

Some are just pure crap. Some are just dumb spammers. Now this sort of spambots and spammers are literally everywhere. There are even spambots that does it’s thing only on shoutboxes. The results are usually missed target audience, where the spambot just spams without any relevant infos on the targeted blog or shoutbox. And many don’t even care, they just want to spam. I’m not figuring that one out.

I just have a good laugh at the sort of spams that I get. And I even thought of maybe starting a meme and everybody can share the content of their spam. A really retarded example is like ~ “I totaly agree with you. You have a deep knowledge on this subject bla bla bla….” in response to my post “Rest In Peace Gary Moore”. Hillarious!

And this one tops everything else. Give around of applause to “P3n1s Enlarg3m3nt” be it pills, exercise technique, surgery and what have you.

P Enlargement Spam

The spam on this subject is so overwhelming that sometimes I really wonder the seriousness of the subject. Are there really that many men who’s a little bit short south? Or is it a matter of the ego? :aisay:

P Enlargement

I really don’t get it?! Hell they even made a movie out of it. Okay, size matters according to online surveys. I’ll buy that up to a point but guys just because most ladies says size matters, you don’t really have to be a freak! I mean just think about it rationally for a while. Don’t you think that it’s gonna be a freakin inconvenience not to mention uncomfortable too.

P Enlargement

Minyak Lintah Gunung

A traditional malay ointment..

And the reality is you’re not gonna find a woman with a 12 inch passage right? So what is really the big issue? Ego? Come on we’re not walking around naked are we? And since when did it become a sport?

P Enlargement

Personally, looking at all the assortments of methods, tools, supplements, lotions and the list goes on and on, I think it’s a universal sickness. A desease in the mind rather than a handicap. In a nutshell, I feel that if one can learn to write properly to express his feelings, it doesn’t really matter if he uses a skinny long pencil or a big fat short pen. The message will be well recieved :)

P Enlargement

So without further a due, for Music Monday this week, I’m featuring one of my favorite bands, Extreme. They were responsible for the ballad “More Than Words”. This one goes out to all you guys who’s thinking that they’re not hung enough and somehow less of a man. Take a breather and really think through it again guys. Have a listen, enjoy, have a great week and happy MM all!

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p/s

Reminds me of a joke in the Kelantanese dialect ~

Kontraktor rumah : Ambo nok mitak kelulusan buat rumoh, lagu mano gak caro dia?

Pegawai Bangunan : Lagu ni, mulo-mulo kita kena tengok pele (pelan) dulu.

Kontraktor rumah : Pele? Ambo ado doh!

Pegawai bangunan : Mano? Kalu ado wat tubik lah, kawe nok tengok.

Kontraktor rumah : Weh, tak leh! Mano bulih!

Pegawai Bangunan : Bak po tak lehnyo? cepatlah wat tubik!

Kontraktor rumah : Kalu tak tengok tak leh ko?

Pegawai Bangunan : Tok leh la!!! kawe nak luluh guano, kalu kawe tak tengok!

Kontraktor rumah : Awoh, ambo malu nak tunjok.

Pegawai Bangunan : Malu bakpo pulak? Pah tu bawok pele wat gapo kalu tak sir tunjok?

Kontraktor rumah : Ehhh! malulah nak tunjok , pele ambo kecik!

Pegawai Bangunan : Laa! Kecik pun tak po, asa ko cukup syarat!

Kontraktor rumah : Nak wat tubik nak tunjok kat mano?, orghe rama sini! Malu ambo! Malu weh!

Pegawai bangunan : La, tak apo! Nak malu ko gapo! Wat tubik letak atas meja kaunter ni pun buleh!

Kontraktor rumah : Hoh, tengok ni pele kawe….

Pegawai Bangunan : Awoh….buke pele ni, pele bangune!!!

hehehe…

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35 Responses to “MM-023: Extreme ~ Kid Ego”

  1. LadyJava says:

    ahahahhahahahehehheheheahahhahaha… funny pele!! hahahaha..
    Happy MM Namz!

  2. LAPP-Joel says:

    Truly Extreme! Happy MM!

  3. Shemah says:

    Hehehehe a very appropriate song.. and the “machoness” of the song to make up for areas where they lack. LOL! :D

    Sorry though, I don’t understand the Kelantanese dialect AT ALL .. so I don’t get the joke. Anyways, Happy Music Monday! :)

  4. Namz says:

    Naah…that’s just a warm up lol!

  5. Namz says:

    Hi Shemah. Glad you enjoyed the song though. I’m sorry about the joke though, it’s truly one of those that can only be told in that dialect. It’s the dialect that makes the joke :)

    Thanks for dropping by and Happy MM to you too :)

  6. Namz says:

    That’s why la…cakap biar terang!

  7. Yeah. Rock on, Bro! Honestly, I’m not Extreme biggest fan, but I do like Hip Today and Decadence Dance. I’m kinda of tired with More than Words though, because I heard it everywhere. :)

    For me, such spammers are plain stupid useless creatures doing completely useless things.
    Don’t they know that I don’t need Viagra?! :)

    Have a great MM!

  8. i hate spammers too…meme will be a good idea!

    ur pele joke is Extreme(ly) funny xD

  9. Emila says:

    hahah gila la all the spammers. i have like >1000 spams daily!

    extreme! i like! my fav is tragic comic….hapless romantic, stuttatatering poet…

  10. Namz says:

    LOL! That’s the thing, they don’t know nor do they care.

    I am really impressed with your wide knowledge of musical genre Cat. For someone who doesn’t like long haired bands, you do know your stuff. And Extreme has always had that “In your Face” Loud music. It’s just their style.

    Decadence Dance is another awesome tune! Happy MM cat and have a great week :)

  11. Namz says:

    Hehe ya think the meme idea will work Aida?

    Hehehe demo kecek kelate? lol!

  12. Mariuca says:

    I oso hate spam Namz but every day masuk kat MPG.. dunno what to say la.. I know it’s filtered but just seeing the email masuk is enuff to get me all riled up.. mmg who gives a damn abt penis enlargement, webhosting, viagra, or whatever! Bodoh spammers but not much we can do abt it except grumble once in a while…. apa yang best sangat with spamming pun I dunno.. kerja orang bodoh…;)

  13. Namz says:

    Wow..1K daily….hmmm so you think we can start a meme Em?

    Your knowledge on this particular genre of music is impressive. Not many would go down this road, but than again not many would listen to Tori Amos either.

    You have my humble salutes! Happy MM :)

  14. Namz says:

    Itu laaa pasainya..kenkadang kena grumble gaks! De-stress :huh:

  15. AHAHAHAHA! The song fits perfectly! Happy MM! :)

  16. Chie Wilks says:

    i am doing some headbangs while listening..i love it!

    mine is Half Crazy

  17. Emila says:

    can, start la the meme hehe…

    beside tori, ada byk lagi weird girls yg i suka. oh i do listen to nuno…rugi kalau tak dengar…

  18. star says:

    bwahahahaha….what a spammer!!! Happy MM Namz

  19. Namz says:

    Congratz Stacy, you made the connection ! Awesome, high5 !!!

  20. Namz says:

    Glad you enjoyed it Chie! Bang away …. :rock2:

  21. Namz says:

    Happy MM to you to Ian :)

  22. Namz says:

    Hehehe…happy MM to you to Star :)

  23. jared's mum says:

    the first time i heard this one!cool! + i must agree with you on spams (although am relieved i am not getting the type of spams you are getting :)) i received comments in my wp blog + i can’t decipher them + there are a lot, they are bugging me!

  24. Namz says:

    It bugs all of us doesn’t it :)

  25. Bill says:

    This song will truly get you going . Rock on my friend happy MM to you. :)

  26. Monica says:

    i get dozens of spam emails daily too! grrrr….

    Happy MM Namz! :D

  27. manong calbo says:

    Spammers are ultimate reason why I removed the chat window from my site. They even tried using url shortened links to bring people to spam sites.

  28. Namz says:

    Thanks Bill :) It really does :rock1:

  29. Namz says:

    Don’t we all ?

  30. Namz says:

    I know what you mean. I haven’t come to that point yet hehe..

  31. Classic NYer says:

    You sometimes I think it might do those lazy spammers some good to do a little target research. Like, don’t send penis enlargement to a lady’s email address. She has no use for it.

    Oh, and I don’t get the joke, but then again, I don’t understand the Kelantanese dialect and I imagine it doesn’t translate well…

  32. Namz says:

    Hahaha…and yes dialect makes the joke :p Thanks for dropping by NYC!

  33. I hear ya Namz, way to much spam, way to much of a big deal about the whole issue!!
    Good song for your topic
    Take Care,
    Janet :)

  34. Namz says:

    Hi Janet!

    You have a nice weekend now :)

Komen di dalam Bahasa Malaysia juga di alu²kan, sudi²kanlah diri..

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